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CURRENT FEATURE: FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLFMEN!

As excitement about next Saturday's Homecoming game against the Pain State Werewolves builds to fever pitch, our undefeated football team is cool, calm, and confident of victory. But don't get TOO cool, calm, and confident, Monsters -- the Werewolves are fierce rival and formidable opponents!

Bleed more about it!

RENFIELD RAVES COLUMN: CHOP TALK!

With impending educational budget cuts from the Transylvanian government, Frankenstein University has genuine cause for concern about survival. This school year, assuming the imposition of Governor Vlad's Draconian "10% off the top" budget cuts, our beloved Alma Monster is literally in danger of losing its Head!

Read it and weep!

NEW WEIRD WILD WEBSITE IS TOTAL DISASTER!

Earlier this week, a catastrophic new website was launched for Frankenstein University on the Weird Wild Web. It was designed by a deranged, totally out-of-control student in the Fundamentals of Web Design class, and it certainly looks like it!  

Browse more about this monstrous abomination here!

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