Go Monsters! Beat Pain State!
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Bulletins: Eyes right! |
A MESSAGE FROM THE HEADMONSTER
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Curriculum: Can you take it? |
News: All the noose that fits! |
NEWS: FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLFMEN! As excitement about next Saturday's Homecoming game against the Pain State Werewolves builds to fever pitch, our undefeated football team is cool, calm, and confident of victory. But don't get TOO cocky, Monsters -- the 'Wolves are fierce rivals and tough opponents! Bleed all about it here! |
Calendar: Dig up a dream date! |
Alumni: Old fiends & slab partners! |
ALUMNI: CLASS OF 1802 RESURRECTION! Graduates from the Class of 1802 will celebrate their Bicentennial Resurrection at Morbid Vista Cemetery next Walpurgis Night, April 30. Festivities will commence with a B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Body) picnic at midnight and end with Last Rites and Burial Services just before dawn the following day. Dig up more here! |
Contact: Hoodoo you know? |